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Sep 15

Wrapping My Holiday Package for the Santa Undie Run

Well, roast my chestnuts on an open fire! I  just registered for the Santa Skivvies Run on Sunday, December 11 — an almost-naked and freezing cold outdoor drunk run benefiting the SF AIDS Foundation. Yep, drunken Santas wearing only underwear, outdoors in public, during wintertime, raising money for charity. Other than my naked beer gut, what’s not to …

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Dec 06

Wearing Only Underwear in Cold Winter Weather: A Primer

Santacon looms this weekend, plus the  Santa Skivvies Run Sunday — wherein hundreds will run in the streets of San Francisco wearing nothing but Santa caps and a pair of undies to raise money for the SF AIDS Foundation. Plenty of you will be out there wearing just underwear or lingerie in public, in December. Weather Underground is calling low temperatures …

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Jan 31

The Best Gadgets for Drunks at Macworld 2015

Once I managed to dryheave my way past security at the Macworld 2015 expo, I couldn’t help but notice that the featured gadgets and gizmos aren’t really gadgets and gizmos anymore. These days, most of what you see at Macworld are accessoriesfor gadgets and gizmos. Or apps for gadgets and gizmos.  Or accessories for operating those apps, which …

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Jul 26

Bay to Breakers Liquor Store Map 2011

Happy 100th Bay to Breakers, liquor lovers! Once again, Exercising While Intoxicated has thoroughly surveyed your Bay to Breakers race course map and noted for you the locations of all the liquor stores along the course. Also detailed are the off-course liquor store locations near the Panhandle and Golden Gate Park, areas of the race where things get …

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May 17

Catch Me at Bawdy Storytelling Tonight in Oakland

Hey Oaklaaaaaand! Just a quick note that I will be occupying your fair city tonight (Thurs 5/17) to deliver amusements onstage at this month’s installment of Bawdy Storytelling, “Real people and rockstars sharing their bona fide sexual exploits in 10 minutes or less”. Tonight’s fun is at The Uptown, and will also feature San Francisco Queer Open Mic co-founder Baruch …

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May 14

Yes, it is Legal to Run Bay to Breakers Naked, and Yes, this Article is NSFW

Just got off the phone with the SFPD, and this is confirmed — yes, it is legal to run the Bay to Breakers race completely naked. Thanks to San Francisco’s extremely permissive public nudity laws, running 7.5 miles with your respective boobs or junk flopping around in public is 100% legal. The only restrictions on your public …

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May 10

First Pink Gorilla Video Surfaces for Bay to Breakers 2012

The shit is bananas at this point! We are ten days from Bay to Breakers 2012, and the Pink Gorilla is already out performing monkeyshines. The pink gorillas in this video are not the real “pink gorilla guy”, who is an actual East Bay distance runner that just happens to own a pink gorilla suit. These pink …

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Dec 12

The Santa Skivvies Run 2011: A Full De-Briefing

On Sunday afternoon, hundreds of boozed-up do-gooders took to the streets of San Francisco wearing nothing but red undies and a Santa hat for the Third Annual Santa Skivvies Run. The event is a benefit that raised more than $28,000 for the San Francisco AIDS Foundation. You may even wish to add to that total. Fortunately for my …

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